#2612
And watch, a reply done correctly!
Date: 01/08/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
(For the moment, outside of rp continuity...)
Lita: SO, do you get it now?
STG: I guess.
8714: 'I guess', isn't good enough! I've worked my fingers to the bone cleaning up after you! You're like a hurricane, tearing up the rp, and thrwoing it anywhere you want!
STG: Okay, okay, I really, really, get it.
Lita: You better.
STG: Huh?
Lita: That's right, you mess up again, and you're fired!
STG: I can get fired?
Tork: Look what happened to Rex.
STG: *Gulp*
Lita: *Gulp*, is right.
Tork: Yeah, so stop making us act loopy!
Lita: Stop breaking continuity!
42: Stop being insensitive, you clod!
PM: Stop making me have to make up diseases to account for some of the mistakes you create!
Mickey: Stop making talking animals!
Rimmer: Stop throwing in thousands of stupid irrelevant plotlines!
Gramps: Stop messing up in general!
Mickey: Mother Theresa called, Servo. She says she hates you!
STG: Huh? Isn't she dead?
Lita: Well, she obviously felt that you were too out of control, and had to do something from beyond the grave!
STG: Alright, alright! I won't mess again! Now let me get this reply started!
Lita: We're watching you! (Whole cast goes to the sidelines, and stare at STG)
STG: (Thinking, and cracks knuckles) Okay, Servo, ole boy. Time to make some rp magic...
(Now back to the rp. Out at sea we find PM (I'm assuming we didn't cancel this part of my last reply, where PM and crew are in a boat on the way to rescue Linky(They're also lost because of Buffalo)) and crew hot on the trail of Linky!)
PM: Dammit, I don't understand. We should have run into Linky by now! Buffalo, are you reading that map right?
Buffalo: Whel, um, I thehnk... No...
PM: (Slaps forehead) Give me that! (Snatches the map of the ocean away from Buffalo) The hell? (It's all blue) The damn things all blue!
Nick: Well, there aren't any landmarks in the middle of the ocean, just blue water.
PM: Oh for God's sake... Fine then. It's up to one of my fantabulous inventions to save us. Which on will it be this time? (Starts searching through his belt)
Sam: This is taking longer than usual.
PM: What?
Sam: The fact that you have to look for the invention to use. Usually you just pull out whatever you need instantly. It's very mellow... Unmellow... Remellow? Well, I can't think of any form of mellow that can describe it, but it sure is out there.
PM: Yeah, well I haven't got my sea legs, and all this rocking is throwing me off my game. Anyway, my Time/Space, Nuetro, Atomic, Global Position Locater, should do the trick.
Grampa Mobius: Not so fast, sonny boy! (Yes, Gramps PM. Mickey introduced him when Jimmy was at PM's trying to stop him from using the e-mail bomb, and then Grandpappy just showed up. I guess Jimmy went home, and Grampa Mobius has just been sleeping all this time. Old people sleep alot.)
PM: Huh? What is it?
GM: Not so fast! I'm tired of you relyin' on all your dang flagid inventions all the time! Back in my day, we used our wits and know-how to get out of a jam.
PM: Uh huh... Well, pretell, how shall we get out of this situation?
GM: Why, we use the stars to navigate our way around.
Sam: Um... It's noon.
GM: Then we wait, you corncob brained, pot smokin', hippy!
PM: Oh boy...
ServoTheGreat
#2613
Thank you, STG.
Date: 01/08/2003
From: Carmelita9000
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I appreciate that you're willing to try. I really do. I like your plan and I'm glad you've decided not to get mad. Here's a cookie to show there's no hard feelings. :o)
And also to show there's no hard feelings, I'll let the pitbull live. ;o)
I'm not getting rid of 8714. She's good at fixing lots of stuff! Not just continuity!
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Spekkio Club
#2614
Ok, ok, ok.
Date: 01/10/2003
From: Carmelita9000
...........................................................
So here's that funeral everybody's been getting all pissed-off about.
<Everybody is standing around in the bathroom. (For those who are keeping track, everybody is Lita, Lita42, Evil Mike, Lita6969, Lita8714, and Rimmi.-->
Evil Mike: *grin* I'm the only guy...
Lita: Behave yourself, Evil Mike.
<--...yes. Anyway, back to the exposition. Everybody is standing around in the bathroom. They're all wearing black and trying to look somber. Lita42 is holding a tiny box. Splashey is inside it.>
Lita: I can't believe that Tork's not here.
EM: I can.
42: *sniff*
Lita: Sorry... so... Um... Would anybody like to say a few words?
42: I would.
Lita: Go ahead.
42: I remember when I first saw Splashey. He was so full of life. And he just swam around his bowl and he seemed so happy! And we were best friends from then on. But now... *sniff* <Lita42 is unable to continue.>
Lita: Um. Ok. So, would anybody else like to say anything?
<Everybody kind of shuffles around and looks at their shoes.>
Lita: Come on. Somebody has to have something to say about Splashey, don't they?
Rimmi: Well, we hardly had a chance to get to know him, did we?
42: *sob*
Rimmi: *quickly* Which I'm sure we all really regret. Very sad, Lita42, very sad. I'm sure Splashey was a great fish.
42: The best.
6969: Can I say something?
Lita: Yes you may.
6969: 42, Sweetie, I'm sorry your fish died. It's really hard to lose a pet that you've gotten attached to. And I can only hope that over time--
EM: I wanna say something!
Lita: Evil Mike, Lita6969 was talking!
EM: So? She's always talking!
6969: Hmph!
EM: If I wait for all you Litas to quit talking I'll never get to say anything!
8714: Well, wouldn't *that* be a shame?
EM: Nobody asked you! I wanna talk!
Lita: Evil Mike, you be nice to my clones.
EM: Um... I want to pay my respects to Splashey. I feel moved to sing a song for him. On this sad occasion I want to express my sympathy.
Lita: Is that ok with you, 42?
42: No--
EM: So here I go! o/` Ding, Dong! The fish is dead! o/`
Lita: Evil Mike!!
EM: o/` Which old fish? The stinky fish! o/`
42: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!1!1!!1!
EM: o/` Ding, Dong! The stinky fish is deaaaaaad!!1!! o/`
Lita: That's it!
<Lita pushes Evil Mike into the bathtub, pulls the shower curtain closed, and turns on the cold shower.>
EM: BLAAAAARRRGH!!1!!!
Rimmi, 8714, 6969, & 42: THANK you!
Lita: So anyway, shall we send Splashey to his final rest?
42: *sniff* I guess so...
EM: <he lifts up the bottom of the shower curtain and pokes his head out> I don't see why we need to have a funeral for a goldfish anyway.
Lita: It's important to 42. Now get your head back under the curtain, you're dripping on the floor.
EM: And we had to dress in black and everything! That's dumb!
Lita: Evil Mike, don't make me--
EM: You know what this is like? This is just like that one episode of the Cosby Show!
Lita: No it's not.
EM: Yes it is! Rudy's fish Lamont died and Dr. Huxtable made the whole family dress in black and hold a funeral in the bathroom even though the only one who thought it was a good idea was Dr. Huxtable!
Lita: ...you watch the Cosby show?
EM: ...No... Ack! No!
Lita: Evil Mike! You watch the Cosby Show! You have a nice, soft, loving, family-man side after all!
EM: I do not! I don't watch the Cosby Show! I hate fluffy shows like that! I like shows with lots of violence and swearing and naked ladies!
Rimmi: You do too watch it. You even knew the name of Rudy's fish.
EM: I don't watch the Cosby Show! <He climbs out of the bathtub, slips on the floor because he's all wet, gets up, and runs out of the bathroom.>
Lita: Oh, Evil Mike, come back! <She runs after him>
8714: Oh, I say let him go. He was just ruining things anyway. <She turns off the shower> ...no need to waste water...
6969: 42, honey? Are you ok?
42: I'm... um... *sniff* I think I'd like to be alone with Splashey. If that's ok.
Rimmi: Of course it is. <She ushers the other two Litas out of the room and closes the door behind her.>
42: Goodbye Splashey.
<Lita42 carefully takes Splashey out of the box, drops him into the toilet, and pushes the handle>
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Spekkio Club
Yellow Light
Awwww. That was kind of sad. :o(
#2615
Hola, Senor Spaghetti.
Date: 01/14/2003
From: LinkyDragonclaw
And other random comments brought to you by Microsoft. Damn them. . . .
(Linky and Niner are sitting around, looking bored. Hereby using the mighty power of cancellation and ignore the fact that STG said we were tied up. Tied up from where?! ^_^;;)
Linky: I don't get it. I was SURE it was going to work.
Niner: Perhaps they weren't at the bar and they simply didn't see it.
Linky: What if they never find us? Then we're -- hey, what's that?
Niner: It appears to be a goldfish, Linky.
Linky: Aw, it's dead. . . poor thing. . .
Niner: I didn't know gold fish were salt water fish.
Linky: Oh, ummm, it's probably just a special kind. Salt-water goldfish!
Niner: In the wild?
Linky: Feral gold fish?
Niner: *sigh*
(Meanwhile, back with Lita, Evil Mike, Rimmi, and a bunch of clones I can't handle because of my poor, underdeveloped RP brain, are trying to cheer up 42 after the funeral.)
Lita: It's okay, 42. He's in a better place, now!
(The Litas all wrap 42 in a group hug)
EM: Hey, let me get in on THIS!
(Several of them turn to shoot him a glare.)
6969: We're still angry with you for being mean!
EM: Hey, at least I'm better than Tork! He didn't even go to the stupid funeral!
Lita: I'm sure there's a good reason for that!
(Suddenly, a voice calls from the doorway. They all turn to see Tork, trying to stand dramatically. Bite marks can be seen on his face and his suit has small dents and scratches in it.)
Tork: There IS!
Lita: Tork!
42: *sniffle* Oh, now you show up. . .
Tork: Lita42! I have a good reason for not being at the funeral!
EM: Yeah, it was boring as hell!!!!!
(Err, wait, let me try that again. . . I'm still getting used to this. . .)
EM: Yeah, it was boring as hell!!!1!
(Yippee!)
Tork: No, I want to try and settle things out. I don't want us to fight anymore! So, I bought you. . . this!
(Tork pulls a cardboard box from behind his back. Crudely torn holes cover it and the box starts shaking wildly, loud growls coming from inside.)
6969: What's in that?!
(Tork opens the box and the pitbull puppy leaps out, growling ferociously. He turns and snaps at Tork, who smiles broadly.)
Tork: Cute little fella. . .
EM: That thing's a monster!
42: *gasp* He's. . . He's. . .
6969: ADORABLE!
(6969, 8714, 42, and Lita all approach the pitbull, who, surprisingly enough, ceases to growl, and allows the clones to pet him.)
42: Oh, I don't know, Tork, I think it's too soon. . .
(The dog's tail begins to wag)
42: Awww, I'll name him Splashey II!
EM: Heh, Tork, he's just a brat to you! Look at him!
(EM goes up to touch Splashey II and he leaps him, biting EM on the hand)
EM: YARRG!
42: Good boy!
~~
Linky Dragonclaw
Trying to write a quick review before doing homework, too lazy to read-over it for stupid errors and typos.
#2616
EM: Com'ere, Boy! Com'ere Splashey II!
Date: 01/15/2003
From: Carmelita9000
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<Evil Mike is dressed in those thick padded suits people wear when training attack dogs. He's waving a hunk of bacon, and trying to use his nicest most non-threatening voice, which of course for Evil Mike still isn't very friendly. The pit-bull puppy is crouched under a nearby chair growling.>
EM: Come on, Splashey II! I've got a very narrow window of opportunity here! The Litas are all off in the other room somewhere braiding their hair and talking about boys or whatever it is women do when they get together, and they could come back any second! So will you *pleeeeeease* get your annoying little ass over here?
<Suddenly, Splashey II runs over and clamps his jaws down over the bacon, and Evil Mike's hand. Fortunately for Evil Mike, he's wearing a glove.>
EM: Heh heh... Gotcha. <He pulls a stick of dynamite and some duct tape out of his pocket.> Now hold still, puppy. This will only take a second...
<Just then Tork walks in>
Tork: o/` La la la la la... o/` Hey, Evil Mike, what are you doing?
EM: <He suddenly puts his hands, (dog, dynamite, and all) behind his back> Nothing.
Tork: Where's Splashey II?
EM: I dunno.
Tork: I think Lita42 actually likes me now! Isn't that great?
EM: Look. Can you, like, go away for a few minutes?
Tork: Huh?
EM: I don't mean you have to leave the cave. Just leave the room for a little while. I need some alone time.
Tork: Evil Mike, are you up to something?
EM: No.
<Growling can be heard coming from behind Evil Mike's back>
Tork: What was that?
EM: I'm hungry. That was my stomach. Now go away.
<Tork, of course, does not believe Evil Mike. He runs around and looks behind Evil Mike's back before Evil Mike has a chance to turn around>
Tork: GAH!!!
EM: If you tell the Litas about this--
Tork: You were going to blow up Splashey II!
EM: So?
Tork: I won't let you!
<Tork tries to attack Evil Mike, but Evil Mike jumps out of the way, laughing maniacally. Tork chases him around the room a few times, before finally Evil Mike presses the button that opens the main entrance to the lair, yanks off his glove to which Splashey II is still attached, and throws the puppy out the door. He hits the button again and the door closes.>
Tork: SPLASHEY II!!11!
EM: So long, you stupid mutt.
Tork: You threw Splashey II outside!!!1!
EM: He shouldn't have bitten me.
Tork: Why did you-- How could you-- You-- You-- SPLASHEY II-- <Evil Mike clamps his hand over Tork's mouth> --MMPH!!
EM: Shut up, will you? You want the Litas to hear you yelling? Look, you don't need to get so upset. You couldn't have liked Splashey II. You had to hate him as much as I did. I mean, if anything he bit you *more* than he bit me.
Tork: But--
EM: He bit your *poiner* finger, Tork.
Tork: Grrr... that stupid mutt...
EM: See? Good riddance!
Tork: But what are the Litas going to say when they find out Splashey II is gone? They liked him! And I was just finally getting things smoothed over with 42! They're going to kill us...
EM: Don't worry, Buddy! I'll handle the Litas. I have those girls wrapped around my little finger! I know exactly what to say to them. Don't you worry your little head about a thing!
Tork: Whatever you say, Evil Mike. I'm going to go look for Splashey II. Or at the very least for a dog that *looks* like Splashey II...
EM: That's the spirit! <He smacks the button that opens the lair and pushes Tork out the door> But believe me, there's no reason to! Those girls will be eating out of my hand by the time you get back. No way they'll be mad.
Tork: Are you sure abou-- <The door closes and Tork is outside.>
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Spekkio Club
Chopping this sucker up.
#2617
To continue the story,
Date: 01/15/2003
From: Carmelita9000
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<Apparently as soon as Splashey II got outside the door, he ran off. Tork's been searching for hours and hasn't found him.>
Tork: Splaaaaashy II!! Splaaaaaaashy TWOOOOOOOo!!1!! Come on home, boy! Lita42 is going to miss you!
<Tork hears a familiar snarling and looks to see Splashey II sitting across a busy street from him>
Tork: Oh! Splashey II! Stay there boy! I'll come get you! It's ok, boy! Stay!
<Tork starts to cross the street, but the cars keep speeding by and he has to dodge back to avoid getting hit. He can't get over there!>
Tork: Doh! Splashey II!
<Just then, a nice happy young couple come by with their nice well-behaved happy children. It's the perfect family, and they're sickening to see. They approach Splashey II.>
Daughter: Oh, look! Mommy! Daddy! Brother! It's a puppy!
Son: Yes! A cute lovable little puppy dog!
Father: Why yes! Hello, little pooch! Have you lost your way?
<Splashey II growls>
Father: Heh, heh, he's a fiesty one!
<The daughter pets Splashey II on top of the head and he wags his tail>
Daughter: He likes me! Oh, Daddy, can we keep him?
Son: Yeah, Dad! Let's keep him as a pet! We can call him Rover!
Tork: <to himself> "Rover"?
Father: I think that's up to your mother.
Son: Mom? Can we keep him?
Mother: I don't know, you remember what happened to the goldfish...
Daughter: We'll feed him this time! We promise!
Mother: This little guy might already belong to somebody! We should at least try to look for the real owner. <She looks around.>
Tork: <raising a hand> Hey! Over here--
Mother: Nope! Don't see anybody who might own this dog. I guess we can keep him!
Kids & Dad: YAAAAAAAAAY!
<They bundle up Splashey II-- er... Rover, and carry him off.>
Tork: No...
<Defeated, Tork slumps his shoulders and trudges over to a nearby bench. He sits down heavily and looks at his feet.>
Tork: Now Lita42's never going to be my friend. I'm trying my best and no matter what I do, it always gets messed up, and she gets mad. *sniff* I don't know what else to do... She's just always gonna hate me...
<His shoulders are shaking. A single tear rolls down Tork's face, collects at the tip of his nose, and then falls off. It's very pathetic. And sad too. Tork buries his face in his hands and is about to have a good long cry when he feels something on his foot.>
Tork: *sniff* Huh? <He looks down. He felt something on his foot because a small creature is sitting on it.> GAH!!!
<The creature looks up at him quizzically. How to describe this thing... Well, it's white. And it's got four legs. And it's really furry, sort of.... and it's got feathers, sort of... And he's got a bill.... and... Oh hell! Just look at this picture:
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/pooduck.jpg
You can understand Tork's initial reaction. Tork picks the creature up.>
Tork: What the hell are you?
Pooduck: Barquack!
Tork: Oh. I see.
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Spekkio Club
Chopping this sucker up.
For more information on Pooduck, see
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=21
And of course for more disturbing auctions in general, see just plain old
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/
#2618
<Tork walks in to GROPE HQ...>
Date: 01/15/2003
From: Carmelita9000
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<...with Pooduck under his arm.>
Tork: Hello? Everybody? I'm back.
<Lita's voice comes from the other room>
Lita: We're in here, Tork.
<Tork puts Pooduck down on the floor.>
Tork: Wait here till I call you.
Pooduck: Barquack!
Tork: And watch out for that Evil Mike guy...
Pooduck: Barquack?
<Tork walks into the other room to see 3 Litas, Rimmi, and Evil Mike. They're all looking at him and they don't look happy.>
Tork: Hello?
EM: There's no use trying to act all innocent, Tork.
Tork: Innocent?
EM: I told them all about what you did.
Tork: What did I do?
Lita: Evil Mike told us that you picked Splashey II up and threw him out the door.
Tork: WHAAAAAAAT??
<Really Tork, why are you surprised?>
Lita42: He also told us about that terrible thing you said as you threw Splashey II out.
Tork: ...refresh my memory. What did I say?
Lita6969: "Out with you, Splashey II. Lita42 likes you, and so I must dispose of you so that she will be sad, because I hate her."
Tork: Oh. I see. I'll show myself out.
Lita: Not so fast, Bukko! We're not through with you! Evil Mike, would you go get me some pizza?
EM: But I wanna help you kick Tork's ass!
Lita: I can't kick ass on an empty stomach. Now, scoot!
EM: Aww... <he heads toward the kitchen>
Tork: *sigh* If you're going to beat me up, could you make it fast? I need to start packing.
6969: Why are you going to start packing, Torky?
Tork: Because you're going to throw me out of GROPE again and I'd like to take my things... unless you want me to leave them... *sniff*
Lita: We're not going to throw you out, Tork.
42: And we're not beating you up either.
Tork: You're... you're not? But Evil Mike said--
Lita: Evil Mike is not always prone to truthfulness.
6969: Obviously he's the one who threw Splashey II out.
42: I guess I should just be glad he didn't blow him up...
Tork: You mean... you're taking my side?
Rimmi: Yes.
Tork: All of you?
Litas: Yes!
Rimmi: Where have you been the last few hours?
Tork: Looking for Splashey II...
42: Really?
Tork: Yeah...
42: That's so nice of you...
Lita: Did you find him?
Tork: I was too late. Another family found him and adopted him. I'm sorry, Lita42.
<Everybody sighs sadly. There's a long pause.>
Tork: Oh wait! I almost forgot! I didn't manage to get Splashey II back, but I did find this little guy for you, Lita42! Come on in, Pooduck!
<Pooduck runs in>
Lita: GAH!
42: What... is that?
Tork: He's a duckdog. His name is Pooduck.
42: Pooduck?
Tork: On account of he's half duck and half poodle.
42: Oh.
Tork: Don't you like him?
42: He's... um... he's... really...
Tork: ...cute?
42: No!
Pooduck: Barquack?
42: He's really ugly! I mean look at him, Tork! What am I going to do with a duckdog?
Tork: I thought you liked animals--
42: I do! But he's not an animal! He's some kind of weird-ass mutant! Did you get him from some crazed mad-scientist?
Tork: But he's really friendl--
42: You really don't know me do you? You must really know nothing about me to think I would ever like something as freaky as *this*!!
<She poins at Pooduck for emphasis. Her finger is an inch away from Pooduck's bill, and he crosses his eyes to look at it.>
Pooduck: Barquack?
42: I mean, this is the ugliest thing I've ever seen, and the sooner you get rid of it, the bett-- <Pooduck licks 42's finger> ARRRGH!!
Tork: I'm sorry I made you so angry, I thought you'd like him.
<42 picks Pooduck up and holds him up near her face so she can look him in the eye.>
42: That is so unhygienic, don't you ever do that again you little--
Pooduck: *kiss*
42: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!11!1!1! Did you guys see that? He just kissed me on the nose! He loves me! Oh, he's the cutest thing I've ever seen!11!!
Pooduck: Barquack!
42: Awwww, he thinks he's people! <She hugs Pooduck>
Tork: I thought you said he was freakish.
42: Watch your mouth! He's a sweetie! He's not a freak. He's uncommon. And I'm a clone, so I guess that makes me uncommon too. So I guess we go together pretty well.
Rimmi: Yeah. Uncommon. There's only 9001 of you.
Lita: Shhhh!
42: Oh, he's such a darling! Thank you, Tork!! <42 hugs Tork>
Tork: Wow. I just can't keep track of you girls and your moodswings--ACK!!
Lita: Quit while you're ahead, Tork.
Tork: Ok... ok... Can you just please ask Rimmi to stop threatening me with her sword? Please?
Lita: Sure thing. Rimmi and I need to go punish Evil Mike for being such a big liar anyway. And where the hell is he with my pizza?!
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Spekkio Club
Whew! Finally!
Green light
#2619
Lita: EM! How about that pizza?
Date: 01/16/2003
From: Tork_110
EM: What pizza?
Lita: The pizza I sent you to get.
EM: Meh. I ate it.
Lita: (glares at EM) !!!!
EM: What?
Lita: You're going to take us all out to Round Table.
<There's was a nice scene where Lita and EM argued over this, but since we know she's going to win, let's just skip it.>
<EM, Rimmi, Lita, Tork, Lita6969 and Lita42 are at Round Table. EM and Lita are sitting together, naturally.>
Lita42: Isn't Pooduck a cutie? Awwww...
Lita6969: Awwww...
EM: How the hell did she get pictures so fast?
Lita: EM!! I hope gramps and Lita8714 are taking good care of him right now.
Lita42: Why did you take me? I want to hug him right now!!
<Lita42 continues to talk about Pooduck. Meanwhile, a table nearby.>
Jonathan Cooper: You call this pizza?!?!!? I'm going to write SUCH a negative review.
<And at another table, also close.>
Torgo: My pizza ... WAS much better. It was... MUCH better.
<Lita overhears both of them. She reads them the riot act.>
Lita: ...It's about as good as pizza gets.
Lita6969: I don't like either of these guys.
<Jonathan and Torgo look at Lita6969 and Lita42. They recognize the blonde hair, and the resemblance to Lita. They look at each other and sigh.>
Jonathan: Clone, huh? Back in San Francisco, we only have 5 clones.
<Lita6969 starts to cry. Lita is furious.>
Torgo: Back in Texas, we ... ONLY have 2 CLONES.
<Lita42 frowns. Lita finally loses it.>
Lita: Why don't you go to hell!?!?! There's no clones there.
Tork: Is that worth a *glug, glug, glug*?
Tork_110
Green light. Hell, this was obviously just thrown together for the punchline anyway.
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